I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Randomize
