i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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