Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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