Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
