You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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