Ambien. No doubt about it.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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