wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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