On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
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