Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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