community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
time to smoke my breakfast
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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