I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Randomize
