The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
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