How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
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