I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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