No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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