Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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