Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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