Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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