But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
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