So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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