Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Randomize
