Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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