Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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