; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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