if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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