You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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