This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
my vag is so smooth its legendary
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
why is half of my head shaved?
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