If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
no, he came in my armpit
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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