they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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