Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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