Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
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