i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Can you bring me the toilet please
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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