You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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