is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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