talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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