maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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