How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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