This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
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