She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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