His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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