There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
