I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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