Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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