Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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