She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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