She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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