In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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