Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
You can't just leave with hair like that
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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