I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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