we're blogging at a bar
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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