He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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