Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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