"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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