I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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